okay so i learned this when i was stuck on a raft in the rain. its fun and fun to play with friends~! (if they actually let you)

so you start...

repeat after me!

one hen...

okay got it? XD

one hen...two ducks...three squawking geese.

got that part?

one hen...two ducks...three squawking geese...four limrick oysters...five corpulent porpoises

say that a few times and get it in your head.

one hen...two ducks...three squawking geese...four limerick oysters...five corpulent porpoises...six pair of Don Almira silver tweezers...seven thousand Macedonian soldiers dressed in full battle array...


got it got it got it? XD

one hen...two ducks...three squawking geese...four limerick oysters...five corpulent porpoises...six pair of Don Almira silver tweezers...seven thousand Macedonian soldiers dressed in full battle array...eight brass monkeys from the sacred ancient crypts of egypt...

okay that ones harder >D just wait!

one hen...two ducks...three squawking geese...four limerick oysters...five corpulent porpoises...six pair of Don Almira silver tweezers...seven thousand Macedonian soldiers dressed in full battle array...eight brass monkeys from the sacred ancient crypts of egypt...nine apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth...

say it several times over because...well its like a paragraph XD

and lastly!

one hen...two ducks...three squawking geese...four limerick oysters...five corpulent porpoises...six pair of Don Almira silver tweezers...seven thousand Macedonian soldiers dressed in full battle array...eight brass monkeys from the sacred ancient crypts of egypt...nine apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth...ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who crawl stall and fall at the quip of the qua of the quay all at the same time.

hahahhahahahahaha...i can say it all in one breath! >D

1 hen

2 ducks

3 squawking geese

4 limerick oysters

5 corpulent porpoises

6 pair of Don Almira silver tweezers

7 thousand Macedonian soldiers dressed in full battle array

8 brass monkeys from the sacred ancient crypts of Egypt

9 apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth

10 lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who crawl stall and fall at the quip of the qua of the quay all at the same time

there it is >DDD DARKOTTER WOULDN'T DO IT WITH ME!DDDDDDDDDDDDDX

TRY IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!